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Christmas puns.....

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  • Christmas puns.....

    1. How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
    His sleigh is flown by raindeer

    2. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

    3. What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
    Stick with me and we’ll go places!

    4. Why don’t you ever see Santa in hospital?
    Because he has private elf care!

    5. Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
    Their days are numbered!

    6. What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
    Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

    7. What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?
    Nice gnawing you!

    8. What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
    An abdominal snowman

    9. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
    A rebel without a Claus.

    10. Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
    Elf-is Presley.

    11. What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play?

    12. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
    Nothing, it was on the house!

    13. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
    Because he had a low “elf” esteem!

    14. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
    A mince spy!

    15. How do snowmen get around?
    They ride an icicle!
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