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if my body was a car

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  • if my body was a car

    If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking
    about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and
    dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting
    a little dull. But that's not the worst of it.

    My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard
    to see things up close.

    My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide
    and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

    My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

    It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

    My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

    But here's the worst of it.

    Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,

    Either My Radiator Leaks or My Exhaust Backfires!
    34 FORD coupe...Cleveland POWERED

    it`s nice to be important but it is more important to be nice.

  • #2
    Very good, and mostly true.

    Just last week I told my doctor that I feel like my body is a 56 year old taxi cab with two million miles and every time I need tires I wonder if I should spring for retreads or try to get some take-offs from a junkyard.
    '70 Mach 1 - '72 Sprint - '94 F-150 XL -'97 E-150 - '05 Sable LS
    My Mach's restoration progress
    My Sprint's restoration progress
    ”Mercy for the guilty is cruelty to the innocent.” ~ Adam Smith