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    A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and
    was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.

    "My God!" the trooper exclaimed, "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped
    on by an elephant.Are you OK ma'am?"

    "Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.

    "Well, how in the world did this happen?" The officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car

    "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me.
    So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree!
    I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was....

    " "Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles..... That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
    34 FORD coupe...Cleveland POWERED

    it`s nice to be important but it is more important to be nice.

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    ROTFLMAO that's a good one.
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      three blonds went to california to visit disneyland, and on the freeway they saw a sign that said disneyland left, so they turned around and went home.
      64 falcon
      66 mustang
      76 el camino

      a man's fate is a man's fate
      and life is but an illusion