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    Artery...... The study of paintings.

    Bacteria.....Back door to cafeteria.
    Barium........What doctors do when patients die.
    Benign.........What you be after you be eight.

    Cesarean Section....A neighborhood in Rome.
    CATscan....................Searching for kitty.
    Cauterize..................Made eye contact with her.
    Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
    Coma...........................A punctuation mark.

    D & C..........................Where Washington is.
    Dilate......................... To live long.

    Enema..........................Not a friend.

    Fester.........................Quicker than someone else.
    Fibula..........................A small lie.

    Genital.........................Non-Jewish person.
    G.I. Series..................World Series of military baseball.

    Hangnail......................What you hang your coat on.

    Impotent.....................Distinguished, well known.

    Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work.

    Medical Staff............A Doctor's cane.
    Morbid........................A higher offer than I bid
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    Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
    Node.............................I knew it.

    Outpatient..................A person who has fainted.

    Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.
    Pelvis............................Second cousin to Elvis.
    Post Operative...........A letter carrier.

    Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery.
    Rectum..........................---- near killed him.

    Secretion......................Hiding something.
    Seizure..........................Roman emperor.

    Tablet............................A small table.
    Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the airport.
    Tumor.............................More than one.

    Urine..............................Opposite of you're out.

    Varicose.........................Near by/close by.
    34 FORD coupe...Cleveland POWERED

    it`s nice to be important but it is more important to be nice.

  • #2
    You mean that’s not what those things mean?
    '70 Mach 1 - '72 Sprint - '94 F-150 XL -'97 E-150 - '05 Sable LS
    My Mach's restoration progress
    My Sprint's restoration progress
    ”Mercy for the guilty is cruelty to the innocent.” ~ Adam Smith

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    • #3
      Hey, I resemble some of that!
      ----1999 F150 XLT Lariat Super Cab 4X4 5.4----
      -----1947 Lincoln Zephyr Coupe 5.0-----
      -----2005 Expedition Eddie Bauer 5.4----
      " Sometimes you fix the car, sometimes the car fixes you" Steve L.

      "Do not let anyone tell you it cannot be done. No challenge can match the heart and fight and spirit of America". President Donald J. Trump

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      • #4
        Me too.

        '70 Mach 1 - '72 Sprint - '94 F-150 XL -'97 E-150 - '05 Sable LS
        My Mach's restoration progress
        My Sprint's restoration progress
        ”Mercy for the guilty is cruelty to the innocent.” ~ Adam Smith

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        • #5
          i also resemble some of that.
          64 falcon
          66 mustang
          76 el camino

          a man's fate is a man's fate
          and life is but an illusion

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